Hey, Let’s Go To The Museum!
Body disposal 101 – The Smithsonian keeps an army of flesh eating beetles on staff. Their purpose? To strip any flesh remaining on skeletons before they go on display. Or anywhere else.
“Yes, I know, Norm. It’s a Mummy.”
“NO! IT’S MY MUMMY!”
“Mr. Bates, is there a problem?”
“No, little Norman here thinks every skeleton he sees is his Mummy. A Mummy, I mean. A Mummy.”
“Of course. After all it couldn’t be his Mummy, could it?”
No, no. She’s at home in her rocking chair, rotting, er, uh knitting away. Knitting. Away. Come along, Norm, let’s go look at the airplanes…”