Just When You Thought It Was Safe to Go Outside
WHAITEHAWK MAN FACES JAIL TERM AFTER DEFECATING ON SEAGULL IN REVENGE ATTACK Headline, The Brighton News, UK
Little birdie in the sky
Why’d you do that in my eye?
I’m not mad so I won’t cry
I’m just glad that cows don’t fly (or people…)
If they’d only misspelled FACES
Slow Night On Police Blotter Duty
MAN PUNCHES HIMSELF, CHARGED WITH ASSAULT Headline, Gallup Independent, New Mexico
Why? Because it felt so good when he stopped.
Seagulls beware!
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Splat!
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