China Begins Using Anal Swabs To Test For Covid!
They claim it is faster and more accurate than the nasal route. Also less invasive, requiring only an inch or so of swab penetration instead of shoving the q-tip into your frontal lobe.
This whole thing is far grander in the humor bag than I can even speculate. God help the people in the drive through test sites. I think I’ll wait for the do-it-yourself home version.