China Begins Using Anal Swabs To Test For Covid!
They claim it is faster and more accurate than the nasal route. Also less invasive, requiring only an inch or so of swab penetration instead of shoving the q-tip into your frontal lobe.
This whole thing is far grander in the humor bag than I can even speculate. God help the people in the drive through test sites. I think I’ll wait for the do-it-yourself home version.
I’ll wait too.
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Great minds and all that!
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I’d love to see someone try. I’d leave the testing site in handcuffs.
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I keep waiting for an ad to pop up where the girls are doings are doing that 50s style bend over quick flash of the pleated skirt while somebody in a haz mat suit pokes the q-tip in time to Johnny B Goode
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😖😖😖 Oh man what a picture
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Can I get a prostate massage at the same time? By a young chinese babe? (Over 21, of course.) I’m tellin’ ya, you can’t even make this shit up anymore…
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Of course. Seriously, the drive thru humor alone is a couple of hours, anyway. Throw in the hooker and massage jokes, it’s a season.
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