NVDT Random – Housekeeping, Plagiarism, Dime Store Academics

Housekeeping – I went through the Manage Follows page a week or so ago. I don’t follow many, but there were things in there from 6 years ago. (I received my email anniversary congrats the other day). Most of them I haven’t heard from in years. Perhaps they got wise and got off the tube, who knows. In the process of killing those over a year old with no posts and a few where I was automatically hitting the like star for no reason, I did something where I cancelled everyone on the follow list. If you have seen yourself unfollowed and refollowed by me, I apologize. If you haven’t posted in a year, piss off. If I’ve been hitting the star for four years out of habit without so much as a thanks, by your leave or kiss my ass, you can piss off, too. Any old lost friends like Brian, c’est la vie.

Plagiarism – Someone asked why I have taken down the serial from SepSceneWrimo. For the same reason most of Bobby BMad Mods and The Great Kerrigan Bank Robbery are gone. They aren’t genius by a long shot, but no one ever accused thieves of being Einsteins. When I leave something up that lasts for more than a post Romania and Germany light up my page. I ran a couple of plagiarism checks and some of my stuff came back “would you like to translate this page?” So I’m out as the uncredited author of content for Dungheap Von Turdbreath’s Cyrillic blog.

Dime Store Academics – Look (I sound like one of my characters), I have the advantage/disadvantage of being married to a Ph.D. in Rhetoric. With a concentration in British Lit. Her MA is in American Lit. To which I always say, “Is there such a thing?” The house is full of overstuffed bookshelves and notated classics, and while she doesn’t care much for most fiction, or for me burning daylight writing, I have access to, and have lived through years of college because my wife thinks aloud. I used to tell people I had a second-hand Ph.D. in dead gay English poets. One of the advantages is that I can walk through a room innocently enough and have passages of brilliant lit read aloud. That can also be a disadvantage. I sat through the history of British Socialism, the Crafts Movement and the Pre Raphs in a large hall at Oxford because she wrote a book about William Morris’s writing, not the wallpaper. I’ve been to his freaking house. How much Pre Raph does a synthesizer guy need? You might be surprised by the commonalities across time and curriculums.

If I have a question about writing, what sort of word is this, what’s passive voice, what is this or that writing device I get the name of the rhetorical device (there are hundreds, thanks Aristotle) and an answer I don’t really understand. But I get one, or like a student I get sent to where I can find it. Chaucer or Dante or Milton or Shakespeare or Blake or Wollstonecraft or Byron and countless people I’ve never heard of, I get “Oh that was Dr. so and so’s class, that was Romanticism or some other cism, here’s a (two inch thick) book.”

During the time she authored her dissertation she was confused because all around her, her peers were writing trendy stuff. At the time it was chaos theory. Anybody remember that? No? I mentioned her confusion to a dean from a major university far from where she was in school. He said, “Tell her not to worry. Scholarship always trumps the fads.”

When I receive emails from the dime store cowboys and cowgirls about “tips to improve your writing” and it’s complete bullshit I get riled. I got one the other day where instead of suggesting one should improve their writing, they suggested continuity words like ‘then’ and a lot worse. Adding crap words and trite phases. The very words and phrases editors and publishers redline. The same formulaic hack bullshit that abounds in the pay-me-to-blow-smoke-up-your-ass “editors” out there.

My point is before you sign off on the latest trend or some internet jive, do yourself a favor. Pick up a Rhetoric handbook. Or a book written by a real author. There’s more to learn from them as know how than from them with their hands out.

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Phil Huston


16 thoughts on “NVDT Random – Housekeeping, Plagiarism, Dime Store Academics”

    1. The history of England’s literati is as incestuous as a centuries long ride in Fleetwood Mac’s tourbus. Australia, like America, has a shorter history save for the indigenous. Cricket? Isn’t that like baseball and fishing? An excuse to drink beer and nap outdoors?

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  1. Coincidentally, I was just about to say now that I am actually reading Elmore Leonard, much of your past and present comments actually make sense. In fact, I’m gonna post a quote from Leonard on ANONY”s page (so he can read it as well) which is pretty much verbatim what you’ve been tellin’ us for a long time. Put one word in front of the other…

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  2. Man am I jealous of you. On the other hand, I couldn’t handle my jealousy of my spouse if that shoe were on my foot, so maybe it’s for the better. I’d like to have all those books. No–what I’d really like is to REMEMBER what’s in those books.

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    1. As a prof she gets tons of freebies from the big publishers. I take the spares to Half Price Books and end up with money to burn on more. There are more Norton and Oxford anthologies in this house than anyone could read.
      I paid for most of the masters and doctoral degrees. She had the English BA in the can which made her decent money as a hired gun exec secretary. When the kid came along, she said, “I don’t want to be a secretary again in five years. I want to go back to school.” So go to school. She is of a mindset that embraces that environment. I am not. We lived in a small town with two progressive universities. She went to school, I worked. Kid went to university run day care for 1/2 a day and if night school or ballet class was up kid got me all evening. I should post the pic of her with headphones making up stories to the sound effects from a synthesizer. Poor kid, crazy parents. Classic example – My wife says “women don’t say motherfucker.” My daughter says, “Of course we do. How do you think I deal with these motherfuckers?” I can’t deny her, huh?

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  3. When I manage my follows – here and on even worse forms of SM – I assume anyone I haven’t “heard from” in a while is dead.
    What the hell is wrong with me? 🤦🏽

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    1. Right there with you. Especially the self-destructive (or so claimed) poet types. I also wonder if a lot of blogs are college projects that come and go. I’ve known a few who did that – alternate persona, marketing processes. A Brit guy used a blog as a thesis exercise to write a modern version of a classic bumbling detective as well as a marketing exercise to see what got hits and follows. Then vanished with his info. I resurrected few. Which is good, that’s about all I was getting anyway. But it ws like a messy kitchen catchall drawer. What do I need 6 rusty-tipped corn cob holders for since the other half kicked corn to the curb?

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