Looney Lunes #129

Dodgeball To The Nuts Causes Oklahoma PE Teacher To Lose Mind…

OKC News 9 via The Lost Ogle

So they are connected after all!

The whole story is here. My Oklahoma gym teachers must have had this experience before I got to them…

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Looney Lunes #128

WINERY SAYS IT WAS A MOUSE, NOT A RAT, THAT WAS FOUND IN SANDWICH

Headline – Napa Valley Register

I feel a LOT better. Wait. I don’t eat many sandwiches in Napa. But I knew there was a reason I liked wine from Sonoma and Russian River Valley a little better than a nice glass of too sweet, not very dry Napa Valley Queue de la Souris.

Looney Lunes #127

Some Things Shouldn’t Be Fixed With Tape

And that’s all I’m sayin’.

Looney Lunes #126

Don’t Throw Your Calendars Away!

FUTURE IS COMING, ACADEMICS PREDICT

Headline, San Francisco Chronicle

Heads Up! For the New Year – Give 2018 your best shot – Turn it up. Or Turn it off.

Looney Lunes #125

 Merry Christmas?

HOLIDAY HOURS

To allow our team members to celebrate the Holidays with their families, please note the change in restaurant hours:

TIM HORTON’S

Tuesday December 24: open 24 hours

Wednesday December 25: open 24 hours

Thursday December 26: open 24 hours

NEW YEAR’S HOURS:

Tuesday December 31: open 24 hours

Wednesday January 1: open 24 hours

sign, Tim Horton’s restaurant

Looney Lunes #124

I’m Sure The Drivers Were Distracted

The crash occurred near George Square in the central part of the city midafternoon, when the thongs of Christmas shoppers filled city streets.

Newspaper story, Glasgow, Scotland

Merry Christmas, Everybody!

Looney Lunes #121

New Planet ‘Theranus’ Named for Politicans! They Can’t Get Their Heads Around (or Out of) It!

I won’t get into the debate about climate change. But I’ll simply point out that I think in academia we all agree that the temperature on Mars is exactly as it is here. Nobody will dispute that.

Kentucky state senator Brandon Smith (R) (The average temperature on Mars is −80 degrees Fahrenheit; the average temperature on Earth is about 59 degrees Fahrenheit.)