Good News, Right?
RAND PAUL OPPOSES A ONE-SIZE-FITS-ALL APPROACH TO EDUCTATION
on the Rand Paul for President website
Maybe it wasn’t a staffer. Maybe he outsourced his website maintenance to the same people who write operation manuals for ceiling fans and Blu-Ray players and answer the phone for your cable company. Or…Oh. My. God. The Russians hacked his website!
YOU’RE A VERY NAUGHTY SALAD!
HOME AND GARDEN CALENDAR – Fort Collins, CO
From the Garden to the Table
FREE: 1.P.M., Gulley Greenhouse, 6029 S. Shields St., Fort Collins
Nancy Brown will demonstrate how to make a delicious Gestapo with herbs and veggies from your own garden.
Exactly what we need. Delicious Gestapo.
Why he gets the big bucks
“There’s no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. No chance. It’s a $500 subsidized item.”
Microsoft CEO Steve Ballmer
What the hell is on their resume that gets these guys get their jobs?
And he looks like such a nice dog…
Not enough victims for your last catastrophe? Call the Collin County Assistant DA. She and the dog will hook you up. (Doesn’t anyone proof-read anymore?)
Looney Lunes, Amigos! (A day late)
From my hometown. Where the hell else but Oklahoma! Ethics challenged lawyers have always known they were destined for a higher calling.
Something new for Mondays since friends send me the most interestingly stupid tidbits. Looney Lunes, Amigos!
“Every barrel of oil that comes out of those sands in Canada is a barrel of oil that we don’t have to buy from a foreign source.”
Texas (ex) governor Rick Perry
This guy ran for president, people. Twice.
what Byron and the Bard
Wordsworth, Longfellow, Chaucer,
Emily and Christina,
Sylvia too. Ezra, Geoffrey, Burns,
and both the Brownings.
Oscar, Goethe, Dante
and anyone named Dylan,
Langston, Hayes, Yusef,
Alfred the Lord,
Percy, Frost, Coleridge.
Blake or Keats, Sandburg,
Ginsburg, Burroughs and all the beats. Neruda, Rumi,
Mary, Henry David, Ralph Waldo, Maria, Heather,
Louise, Edna, Marianne and Edgar with their rules
and metered effortless rhyme would think of Internet “poetry”
most no more than decent prose cut up, stacked like a heart or
A staircase, a candlestick or an expensive layered cupcake?
Or worse! Beauty lost in arrogant, erudite obfuscation trailing
obsequiousness like a kite’s tail in a vacuum. Pain is understood
As are the pentatonic canons of Aristotle so here’s a picture of a subway
in France where I was bummed and a dirty old man playing saxophone stared at my tears click on the social icons tell me how you liked me I’ll be your BFFF if you’ll just buy my damn lip gloss which is all my way to say why I don’t write much poetry and stick to
Because it’s a damn site easier than making ascii art out of prose
Apologies to all the internet poets and word slingers who take themselves and their word art too seriously.
DID I SAY SERIOUS! YES! A SERIOUSLY WEIRD MURDER, MAYHEM AND CHAOS COLLAB IS GOING ON AT:The Art of Drowning
Hosted Courtesy of The Perilous Reading Society and Ash N. Finn
Take a step outside and check them out