Lost in Translation
Most states require that all requests for a change to an insurance policy be made in writing. The following is an actual communication between a customer and insurance agent.
“Hey Victor! stop please this police, it”s car is sold!!!!”
Oh, I am so Crushed for You! (Not)
It just seems to me that a billionaire can come in and get whatever he wants and run roughshod over average millionaires like myself.
Crescent Park (Palo Alto, California) Neighborhood Association president Norm Beamer
I’ll get out my violin as soon as the guy down the street pays the city $25 to haul off the toilet by his trash can that four-foot-tall weeds now think is a repurposed designer planter.
Don’t Bother Praying in Coach
The Lord may travel in mysterious ways, but his “messsengers'” travel like oil company execs and politicians.
Think about this before you throw another dollar at man-made salvation, and then double that dollar and donate it to a local food bank, women’s shelter or charitable religious organization (that you know does some good) of your choice. Please, don’t buy these self aggrandizing airbags a bigger plane.
Thanks to JTK