It’s How Long?
In 1922 the Beach Police made sure swimsuits were no more than 6 inches above the knee. Similar rules were applied to girl’s skirts when I was in high school. Today, North Carolina and a few other lucky states will be able to recycle the same tools and rules and personality types for enforcers who were worried in the Nineteen Twenties and Sixties to decide who can use which bathroom. Ain’t progress grand?
Thanks to Brad J. for the pic
How Much Worse Could it Be?
ATTENTION : TITANIC THE ARTIFACT EXHIBITION
IS CURRENTLY CLOSED DUE TO WATER DAMAGE
Sign Posted During Las Vegas Exhibition
And now it’s time for desert!
“7TH HEAVEN” CAST REUNITES AFTER 8 YEARS OVER DINNER.
Headline on msn.com’s TV section
I wonder if Trouser Trout a la Collins was on the menu…
Seriously? Like woven into a book mark, or loose, or what?
CAMERON DIAZ ENCOURAGES WOMEN TO KEEP THEIR PUBIC HAIR IN HER NEW BOOK
Headline, E! website
Lost in Translation
Most states require that all requests for a change to an insurance policy be made in writing. The following is an actual communication between a customer and insurance agent.
“Hey Victor! stop please this police, it”s car is sold!!!!”
Oh, I am so Crushed for You! (Not)
It just seems to me that a billionaire can come in and get whatever he wants and run roughshod over average millionaires like myself.
Crescent Park (Palo Alto, California) Neighborhood Association president Norm Beamer
I’ll get out my violin as soon as the guy down the street pays the city $25 to haul off the toilet by his trash can that four-foot-tall weeds now think is a repurposed designer planter.
Don’t Bother Praying in Coach
The Lord may travel in mysterious ways, but his “messsengers'” travel like oil company execs and politicians.
Think about this before you throw another dollar at man-made salvation, and then double that dollar and donate it to a local food bank, women’s shelter or charitable religious organization (that you know does some good) of your choice. Please, don’t buy these self aggrandizing airbags a bigger plane.
Thanks to JTK