Education TwoFer – You get what you pay for
Free English Lunguage Programs (ESL)
Wednesdays 7:30 PM – Sign in front of Community Center, Plano, Texas
Your the best teacher ever! – Card given to volunteer English Professor of same program
I know it’s Tuesday. I have the flu.
In Honor of The Grammy Awards – The Most Shallow Cultural Icon Nominees –
“I won’t go into a big spiel about reincarnation, but the first time I was in the Gucci store in Chicago was the closest I’ve ever felt to home.” Kanye West
“I’m tired of people not treating me like the gift that I am.” Paula Abdul
“I actually don’t like thinking. I think people like to think I think a lot. And I don’t. I do not like to think at all.” Kanye West
Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff. Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff.” Mariah Carey
“Who do you know that is known for more clothes than me?” Kanye West
“When I pictured heroin, I pictured some crazy crackhead with no shoes under a bridge. You never think that is going to be you. And it never was me. I was never under a bridge, and I always had shoes.” Nicole Richie
AND THE WINNER IS – So Succinct it’s Sublime
“What is my talent? Well, a bear can juggle and stand on a ball and he’s talented. But he’s not famous. Do you know what I mean?” Kim Kardashian
Ooops! Make That N for “NO” Carolina
In 1961 a US Military plane carrying two nuclear bombs crashed over a farm in Faro, North Carolina. On the way down one of the bombs completed six of the seven steps needed to detonate. The bomb was 250 times more powerful than the Hiroshima bomb.
There’s a joke in there about Andy of Noberry, but we all know California looks just like North Carolina if you shoot below the palm tops. Or Wisconsin or Oklahoma or New Mexico…
The information on the bombs was released by the U.S. government! Imagine what they’re NOT telling us…That volcano? Well, you see, there was this –
Conspiracy journalists say part of the No Carolina bomb is still missing. Surprise, surprise, surprise.