Now, Spelling Bee Kids Will Have To Know Definations
Headline, AP Story
Number 7, please. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Man Punches Himself, Charged With Assault
Headline, Gallup (New Mexico) Independent
Why? Because it feels so good when I stop.
Solid Waste To Be On Table For Discussion
Headline San Marcos (Texas) Daily Record
That’s either a meeting I can miss, or any number that I’ve attended.
I wonder, when I see things like this, if a LOT of thought went into them, or none.
First of all, how cumbersome and uncomfortable!
WTF was AARP thinking?
If We Exhale More Than We Inhale We Feed The Plants. This Will End World Hunger.
tweet from actor Jaden Smith
So much for Newton’s Third Law.
I love them. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is.
Actress Sienna Miller
All you positivity MEME hounds? That is an example of what happens when the power of positive thinking is in the path of a rolling blackout.
Smoking kills. If you’re killed you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields
Okay, maybe Brooke was a near death of logic experience.
They had men’s underwear on for half price. I bought a bunch that was clearly too small for me and I find it difficult to sit for any length of time.
Canadian politician Pat Martin explains his absences from the House of Commons
No problem, Pat. They’ll be great for sexting raisin twin shots to your interns.
Tomorrow we begin a new tomorrow.
Mitt Romney on his last day campaigning for president
Good news there, Mitt. And the tomorrow after that? All provide an opportunity to keep spending those Zombie Campaign $.
FYI – They had dudes wearing mesh versions of the manties in the pic. I can see how they’d be convenient for a political smoke blown up the ass quickie but a real nightmare to sit around in all day…or tomorrow.
Eleven National City police officers were caught cheating on a promotion exam. However, no disciplinary action was taken against them, because they had not been specifically instructed not to cheat.
– The Los Angeles Times
So, specifically, there is no longer a moral ethic NOT to cheat? Has anyone told the Taxman?
POLICE BEGIN CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS
–Headline, San Gabriel Valley Tribune
I guess it saves time writing them tickets. I wonder, can they “cheat” traffic laws to ding them?
Remember, when seconds count the police are only minutes away.
Have you ever been in an accident that resulted in your death.
___ Yes
___ No
No shit really – this is (was) on the Healthcare.gov website when I checked it out.
Levi’s, way back when, originally had a rivet to keep the crotch seams from splitting. It was removed when the gold miners and cowboys suffered blistered genitalia after standing too close to their campfires.
I don’t want to picture the damage done by that rivet after a long day in the saddle.
