I Wasn’t Born In Texas, But I Got Here As Fast As I Could!
Senator Ted Cruz – The whole world’s on fire!
Three-year old-girl – The world is on fire?!
Senator Cruz – YES! Your world is on fire. But you know what? Your mommy’s here, and everyone’s here to make sure the world you grow up in is even better.
From a campaign stop in Barrington, New Hampshire – The Header slogan is from a widespread Texas bumper sticker. Canada can have him back anytime…
Anybody remember 1972? Watergate? Nixon?
Alice was spot on then, and here we go round in circles.
(You have to wait for the Hilary/Trump fight at the end)
A Picture is Worth a Thousand Words…
The Onion, if you are unfamiliar, is a “fake news” outlet that published, until recently, what seemed to be outlandish, profane and ridiculous “news” stories. Now? Their work pales in comparison to reality…
Enter with caution.
That’s What The Captain of the Titanic Said
“I’ve only scratched the iceberg.” – Andre Agassi on reaching his talent ceiling, 1990
Unless he meant his future wife Brooke Shields, who should be entitled to her say in this as well. Or he really did get into a shred with a green, leafy vegetable.
WINERY SAYS IT WAS A MOUSE, NOT A RAT, THAT WAS FOUND IN SANDWICH
Headline – Napa Valley Register
I feel a LOT better. Wait. I don’t eat many sandwiches in Napa. But I knew there was a reason I liked wine from Sonoma and Russian River Valley a little better than a nice glass of too sweet, not very dry Napa Valley Queue de la Souris.
Some Things Shouldn’t Be Fixed With Tape
And that’s all I’m sayin’.
Don’t Throw Your Calendars Away!
FUTURE IS COMING, ACADEMICS PREDICT
Headline, San Francisco Chronicle
Heads Up! For the New Year – Give 2018 your best shot – Turn it up. Or Turn it off.
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sign, Tim Horton’s restaurant