And The New Slang Term For Politician is –
Jellyfish possess a single orifice that serves as both a mouth and an anus.
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Looney Lunes #157 – Like, Uh…
“Something will pop up in my head. It could be like the weirdest thing. Like all’a sudden like I have a jumping banana in my head. And I stop and pause. I’m like that damn jumping banana is in my head. Like, I don’t know what’s going on.”
Swimmer Ryan Locthe – 12 time Olympic medal winner.
So, like when I get like major grief for like a Ford Scholarship ballet dancer who like drives too fast and like hates fishing but for real, with like, you know, some help from Jackson and like everybody at Peaches Garage welded up her own like totally stellar sounding cherry bomb glasspacks, you know, like I say, well, like being waaaaay good at something doesn’t like, you know, um, pre-clude a character from being, like, well, hip and talented and, umm…goofy. Like all rolled into the same character burrito.
Looney Lunes #156 – Open to Interpretation
This could go so many ways…
“Isn’t that sign an oxymoron? Or some form of heresy?”
“I dunno. But we have a pretty good selection of it.”
“?!”
Looney Lunes #157
This Just In –
These were making the rounds in email last week. We all know someone that subscribes to the news of the weird and forwards them…At least these are funny so I’ll tip my Point Cabrillo Lighthouse cap to an old high school friend – Brad Jernigan at JDC Drilling in OKC
I saved the two best for last –
All who labor to write fiction – we can’t make this stuff up. There is a very non PC short involving a 70s band on a TV stage, wanking away, nothing plugged in.
“Forget that stuff, man. For this gig tell the crew to leave the cables and the tuners in the truck.”
I mean, did the barbershop singers really sing?
Looney Lunes #156
This Just In –
Now, Spelling Bee Kids Will Have To Know Definations
Headline, AP Story
Number 7, please. Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
Man Punches Himself, Charged With Assault
Headline, Gallup (New Mexico) Independent
Why? Because it feels so good when I stop.
Solid Waste To Be On Table For Discussion
Headline San Marcos (Texas) Daily Record
That’s either a meeting I can miss, or any number that I’ve attended.
Looney Lunes #155
Titles and Headlines
I wonder, when I see things like this, if a LOT of thought went into them, or none.
First of all, how cumbersome and uncomfortable!
WTF was AARP thinking?
Looney Lunes #154
Hollywood Blockbuster – The Death of Logic
If We Exhale More Than We Inhale We Feed The Plants. This Will End World Hunger.
tweet from actor Jaden Smith
So much for Newton’s Third Law.
I love them. Love them. I think the more positive approach you have to smoking, the less harmful it is.
Actress Sienna Miller
All you positivity MEME hounds? That is an example of what happens when the power of positive thinking is in the path of a rolling blackout.
Smoking kills. If you’re killed you’ve lost a very important part of your life.
Brooke Shields
Okay, maybe Brooke was a near death of logic experience.
